A Matter of Taste



Let’s call them what they are. They’re taste points. The higher the number, the nicer something will taste. A lunchtime favourite at work is the super chicken and bacon club sandwich from Tescos. It’s the best sarnie we’ve had (aside from the Christmas specials from Eat and Pret, but they’re out of season). This Tescos finest beauty weighs in at 700 taste points.

Yes that’s a high number, but it’s representative of the taste content.

I challenge anyone to name me something that is all of these things:

  1. Nice
  2. Good for you
  3. Not hippy food

And I mean nice as in ‘mmm, that is a tasty burger’ kinda way, not a ‘mm, you could live of it’ way.