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Jeez, I don't know where to start with this one. You often hear people on the news commenting on how exams are getting easier and standards are slipping. Well today, through our letterbox, we were delivered proof of their claims.

It was one of those standard double glazing leaflets, on which the salesman had made a note saying that as we were previous customers of theirs, he would give us 40% off. All fair enough, but would you part with your money on the basis of this...

Let me retype that in all it's glory (I'll preserve the original spelling and capitalisation):

"I Came ARounD ABOUT YOUR POUCH AS YOU A OlD CUSTeMUR WE Will Give YO 40% OFF"

Right, let me just go get my cheque book.......