(Hey waddya know, I can still remember the password to log into this site!)
Time to start planning my mid life crisis I think. The signs of becoming older are getting more frequent and obvious so it's time to drown them out with entirely predictable and increasingly gregarious acts of denial.
So, where to start?
Sports car? Maybe a tad expensive.
Affair? Definitely too expensive 🙂
Sky diving? Hell no.
Wearing twatty trainers in an attempt to be 'down with the kids' ? Since when do I give a shit how old the 'kids' think I am?
It's no use, I can't decide. Maybe I'll just settle for getting older and not giving a toss.