iPhone5? We want MORE!

It seems that people are disappointed with the new iPhone 5 release. Apart from Samsung that is, they seem quite pleased by it. I think both viewpoints are down to the lack of hardware features that make for great news headlines. The article writers wanted more to shout about, and Samsung are relieved that there isn't anything more to shout about.

The thing is though, I don't know what other hardware they could have added. The screen is now 16:9 and a decent resolution, it has 4G capability, a whizzy enough processor and a decent camera capable of full HD video capture. Without sounding like a troll, what's missing?

I suspect a lot of the negative attitudes (lack of traffic attracting headline-grabbing features aside) is down to the apparent lack of freedom. Yes, you have to use iTunes, yes you need Apple TV to connect to use Airplay and yes, you have to use the App store to buy stuff. The thing is, I like that. We're a Mac household. We don't have a household Windows PC that we all use - just MacBooks, iPhones and an iPad. So I quite like the way they all 'just work' with each other.

I understand that the lack of tinkering options and being 'forced' to use Apple stuff is a deal breaker for others, and that's cool. But their deal breaker is exactly the reason I like it. I don't want 15 different ways to be able to do something, with the option of adding more - I just want one way that works.

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Outburst, me?

Having removed the car based content from this site and moved it to Owners Diary, I thought I'd carry on with this content-type specialisation stuff and create somewhere for me to rant as well.

http://www.outburst.me

There it is. An outlet for my rantings that will hopefully result in this site evolving into something with a line of content that is more considered, thoughtful and less shouty.

Yeah, right.

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Why So Quiet?

I just realised that I've been throwing all my words onto a different site recently which is why it's been a bit quiet around here.

As my car related ramblings had started to take over this site I thought it best to give them a home of their own. And then I thought others might want to do the same thing, and so Owners Diary was born

http://www.ownersdiary.co.uk

Whilst the entries at the moment are car related, there's no reason why other vehicles can't be included. The idea is to also have it remind you when things like MOT and insurance are due, once I get the basics sorted.

It's in closed beta at the moment, but please drop me a mail/tweet/comment/facebook post if you'd like an account to play with.

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Things that make you go M..mm?

This isn't a snobby rant, much, but is based on my genuine confusion.

I'm confused as to why people stick badges on their cars which lie. In particular, the BMW 'M' badge. Now, if you don't know what that is, it signifies that the BMW it's stuck to is the 'Motorsport' model of the range. Which in turn means that it's significantly different under the skin with uprated suspension, brakes, differential and engine. At least.

Now the key point is my qualifier 'if you don't know what that means'. The 'M' badge itself doesn't explain anything in the same way that 'turbo', 'V8' or '3.0 litre' do. It's just a letter, and if you don't already know what it means it doesn't really explain itself.

Conversely, if you do know what it means, you'll immediately be able to tell if the car it's stuck to is really the Motorsport model by virtue of it's extra exhaust pipes, flared arches, side grills, and (for the extra nerdy types) red needles in the dash dials.

So if you stick an M badge on a non-M BMW, the only people who will know what that means (and therefore the only people who could technically be impressed) will be exactly the people who know you're lying.

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Two in the bush?

It's well known that looking up medical symptoms on the web is generally not a good idea as you inevitably discover that your symptoms are in fact signs of imminent death rather than the more likely minor condition.

For self confessed worriers like myself, I'd say this phenomena is even worse when looking up car issues to the extent that I seem to convince myself that I've got issues for which I've had no tangible symptoms!

For example; when having the alignment sorted out a few weeks back it was pointed out that the rubber bush at the outer end of the camber control arm needs replacing. I'm not entirely sure if that's the right name for it as the alignment guy didn't seem too sure. So I went online to see if I could find out what it was called and get a price for the bits.

In case any experts are reading this and are feeling kind enough to drop me a line to tell me, it's this bit:

After a surfing session I ended up convincing myself that I needed all manner of suspension bushes changing, some of which where a nightmare to to. ('Bushes' are the rubber bits that sit between a number of metal suspension bits to absorb movement.)

Having said that, it seems that upgrading from the standard rubber bushes to performance polyurethane ones can improve handling quite a bit. http://www.powerflex.co.uk/why_pu.php

So that's something else to add to the Christmas list whilst I continue my search for a name and price for the current issue-ette.

Update, a few weeks later..
Turns out it's called the 'lower control arm bush'. But it's still a confusing part as the local garage had trouble identifying it as they initially got sent the wrong parts.

Still, it's all replaced now and whilst the car was up on the ramp I thought it made sense to have both sides done, and to replace the eccentric bolts too.

And being the worrier that I am, I asked the guys to check for anything else under there that might need doing, seeing as the other bushes are in theory the same age, but they report everything is sorted and nothing else needs doing. Result!

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Losing my grip

After a few weeks of being more wary of the rain than a typical London commuter (another story), I've finally replaced the remnants of tyre that were covering my rear wheels.

Normally with my other cars this involves choosing a premium brand, having them fitted and driving away all happy and stuck to the road.

This time however I'm performing a little experiment by going with a not so premium brand. Don't get me wrong, they're not dodgy remoulds from a bloke in the pub who gets them from someone he knows 'in the trade', but they're not made of pure gold like the top of the range £230 per corner types either.

And seeing as I was feeling all sassy I've gone for a slightly lower profile too, mainly as this hugely increases the range of tyres available. The standard size is 255/40/18 on the rear, but these are 255/35/18.

For those who think that's a very strange date of birth, it's actually:

Tyre width in mm / side wall height (as a % of the width) /wheel diameter in inches.

Hopefully this blog entry will be useful to the many other M3 owners who wander through forums looking for comments about which tyres are good enough to keep you out of the hedge, but still affordable. (Note that I didn't say "cheap". You can't say that word when talking about owning an M3. About ANYTHING.) Also, if these tyres end up killing me, this post will serve as a very handy "don't do that" warning to others :-)

I've gone for Nexen N6000 tyres. I know, they're not well known, and that's mainly the point. I'm fed up of all the conflicting stories from M3 owners about how they found mid range tyres to be as good as the premium or how the mid range ones made their car feel broken.

Another reason for buying them was the cost for two, fitted was £187. Yup, for the pair. So I got a full alignment whilst I was there. Total cost, £214. That's less than the price of a single fancy-dan tyre.

Here's what the internet thinks of my choice:

Picture and more detail from http://www.tyrereviews.co.uk/Tyre/Nexen/N6000.htm

Yes, I know they're not the best, but at a 3rd of the price of super whizzy tyres it's worth the experiment so I can at least know for certain that you do get what you pay for when stumping up the cash.

My reasoning is that I don't care about lifespan, as I only drive the car occasionally and I'm not too fussed about wet handling as I don't use it in the wet or if I do it'll just be coming home when caught out in it. Unless I happen to be on a track day when it rains in which case... whahaaaay!

On the short drive home I must say the car felt a little bit more squirmy than before, but then the last set where almost slicks and these ones have actual tread. See...

Also, you're supposed to let new tyres bed in for a bit until all the release agent (used to get them out of the moulds) has worn off, and to make sure they've settled on the rims nicely. Which reminds me.. I didn't reset the 'something wrong with one of the wheels' sensor thingy.

Oh no.. an excuse to go for a drive tomorrow.

I'll update this blog in a few hundred miles when I'll know if they're a bargain or grim reaper catnip.

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Seeing sens-or

Being a typical techy with a new toy, I've been reading the M3 forums and I came across this one where a lot of people are reporting a noticeable improvement in throttle response and idle after cleaning the MAF. (Mass Airflow Sensor)

http://forums.m3cutters.co.uk/showthread.php?t=12335

And seeing as I'm intending to get a bit more hands on with this car, I thought I'd give it a go.

Of course I had to pay the notorious 'M tax' on the tools as it needed a security torx spanner... £13 a set. (I know that doesn't sound much, but they're just glorified allen keys!)

After the nicely engineered German clip was unclipped and the two torx bots were undone I removed the sensor and set about it with good old Halfords electrical contact cleaner.

The hole in the middle of the picture is where the sensor came out..

And here's the sensor itself..

It was pretty manky so I gave it a second dose and waited for it to dry.

Once dry, I put it back in and crossed everything whilst starting the engine. Hurrah, it started and idles ok so I didn't make anything worse! I took it for a quick spin and whilst it might have felt a little more responsive it wasn't that noticeable, if at all and there's still a little hesitancy when cold.

But it still goes like an absolute rocket and makes everyone else seem like they're driving at walking pace, so perhaps it's a good thing that it's not any faster than it was!

After looking into it a bit more it seems that the people who notice the biggest improvement have changed their OEM air filter for either a K&N or Streamlined Engineering (SE) filter. Where the standard filter is the usual paper/mesh based affair, the K&N and SE filters are what's known as 'oiled', which means the paper is soaked in oil to improve the filtering capability.

One down side of these filters is that the oil can come off them over time and coat the MAF sensor, and as the sensor is self-cleaning (by heating up to 600 degrees to burn the crud off) it's never changed as part of a service.

As mine has the standard air filter, my sensor was still clean enough to be working as advertised.

And who said you can't learn stuff from the internet!

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On Track

Just over a month of M3 ownership now and I've finally had the chance to take it on a track day. It was an open pit lane day run by ClubMSV at Brands Hatch. Track days are usually run in sessions throughout the day, usually grouped by experience with say 20 for novices only, then 20 mins for intermediate and then another session for experienced drivers.

An open pit lane means that anyone can go out whenever they like as long as the track is open. On our day, the track was open from 0930 to 1700 with an hour off for lunch, and we could make whatever use of the track we wanted to during those times.

After registration (filling in forms and showing a drivers license) we had the drivers briefing where we were told what various cones meant, what the different coloured flags meant and how to get in and out of the track to buy petrol and what to do in case of a spin etc. (Stay in the car. Unless it's on fire in which case feel free to get out and run.) A show of hands showed that out of 27 drivers, only 3 were first timers. (I had done a track day before)

Next came the sighting laps where they took us out in groups of eight at a time to slowly follow a pace car around the track showing us the racing line and get used to driving around Brands Hatch. Sounds a bit pointless, but I found it very useful and it certainly help calm the nerves.

After the sighting laps we came back in and waited for the track to open. Then it was time. I headed out and did a warm up lap. Once the brave pill took effect and I got my foot down, I found a few things out. Firstly, the brakes are very easy to cook. After my first few hard laps I came in to find smoke pouring from the front discs accompanied by the same metal 'pinking' noise that our steam iron makes as it cools down. This apparently is not a good thing and it was suggested that I go for another couple of cooling down laps, which I promptly did.

It turns out that my sense of self preservation is partly to blame for the almost on fire brakes. Apparently track driving requires much more aggressive use of the brake than road use which equates to harder braking for a shorter period of time, which in turns reduces the amount of temperature build up. Being unused to emergency braking at every corner as I was, I was giving in to my subconscious and braking too early and not hard enough. But come on, I was still doing 120mph approaching a sign saying 'BRAKE!' followed by a blind apex and then hitting the brake pedal as hard as I though I could without flying backwards into the gravel. On fire.

Which in turn leads onto the rather comforting thing that I found out. I wuss out way before the car reaches its limits. The ABS only cut in once, during my best taking of Druids hairpin all day and the traction control only started kicking in near the end of the day when it was 30C out and the tyres were actually sticky to the touch.

Another thing I found out was that it's surprisingly knackering driving hard and fast. It probably wasn't helped by the fact it was a very hot day but by the end of the day I was a wreck. And even if I did turn the air con on, the car automatically turns it off when driving hard to ensure maximum power is available - cooool.

All in all it was a great day out, the car took it all in its stride and it turns out that the weakest part of my car is the driver! (But I think I'll still invest in some uprated brake pads)

Video
Here's a video of me doing a couple of laps. I can't believe how slow it looks! On the second lap I was doing about 120mph at the end of the straight, honest!

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iXXuj4ETs]

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I love my M..3

After an awful lot of pondering and indecision I finally took the plunge and bough myself a toy. It may well be a mid-life crisis thing, but I like to think of it as a positive step in starting to actually enjoy life, rather than worrying about things that never happen.

So with (scarily) few mouse clicks a bank loan was sorted out and with my shopping list looking like this...

E46 M3
Black
Manual (or maybe SMG, not sure)
FSH

... I went shopping.

A few weeks later I finally found one which turned out to be owned by a guy living just down the road! It ended up being pretty much a perfect example of what I was looking for and on a handshake I became the new owner.

Being a techie I obviously spent hours pouring over M3 forums and scaring myself to death with all the things that can go wrong with these cars. But one thing I did notice was an above average number of positive posts. Generally people don't tend to post when things are going well but I have noticed quite a few posts praising their cars and generally enthusing which can only be a good sign.

All M3 forums have a thread about SMG vs Manual gears. For those who haven't spent hours reading up (which is most sane people) SMG is BMW's version of the F1 style flappy-paddle gears. In effect it's an automatic clutch as it uses the exact same gearbox as the manual cars but with a lot of engineering and software taking the place of the driver's left foot. In the end I decided to go for a manual one for a number of reasons. Firstly, there's something very satisfying about the act of changing gear using both hands and feet. Secondly, I know I'm a born worrier and given the complex nature of the SMG kit, I know I'd be for ever waiting for the orange 'cog' warning light to appear.

It's a little light on gadget-y options, but I'm not really fussed. No electric rear sun blind or upgraded stereo for example, but to be honest a 'no options' M3 still has way more toys than I'm used to. The more I read up on it, the more I'm impressed. Things like the way it automatically swivels all the air-con vents when it starts to stop them getting stuck. And the way it tilts the passenger side mirror down when put into reverse so you can see the curb. Or the way it has lights around the rev counter that move as the car warms up showing you the increasing safe rev range. Or the way it auto levels the headlights when you turn them on. And so on.

I've owned the car for about a month now and every time I drive it and give it some beans it invokes the 'acceleration grin'. The combination of raw acceleration, the sound of the 6 cylinder engine at 7k rpm and rear wheel drive is something I doubt I'll ever get bored of. One thing that has become apparent though is that I need to take this car on a racetrack. Without sounding overdramatic, it's too fast to play with properly on the road. (The previous owner confessed that although it's limited to 155mph, the limiter only seems to work in 6th gear, and it 'apparently' does 170mph in 5th. Officer.) The current plan is to attend a Brands Hatch track day next month.

So what are the downsides? Well, only one really. Cost.

£70 of petrol will get you 260 miles and of course it has to run on the super expensive high octane stuff. The onboard dohicky is currently reporting 22 miles per gallon and it really needs a new set of rear tyres, which will set me back over £400.

But I knew all this before I bought it, and as a 3rd car (yes, yes I know) I'm lucky enough to not really need the car as a daily driver, so repairs and maintenance can be budgeted and saved for.

Besides, mid life crisis purchases aren't supposed to be sensible!

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